Watching TV Not On TV: “Friday Night Lights” is a Fantastic Show, I Think.

Things have been a bit slow here at my office. Combine that with my netflix streaming and the abundant bandwidth, I have just completed all three seasons of the TV series “Friday Night Lights” (in a mere two weeks). I started watching it when a friend, whose taste I highly regard, casually recommended it with the comment, “It’s better than ‘Mad Men’…” Whoa, buddy. What is this you say?

I will neither confirm nor deny it’s superiority to my beloved “Mad Men”, but guys.. it’s way up there. It is a perfect modern drama. I don’t know if I have ever cared more about any other television characters in any other show, ever. I rarely COL (Cheer Out Loud), but I do for this show, regularly. None of the characters are all good or all bad. They all have their faults and they all make mistakes and they all pay for them. Coach Eric Taylor and his wife, Tami are the best married couple on television. I don’t even want to google these actors real names for fear of learning their true identities and relationships. A friend started to tell me the actor playing Tim Riggins, let’s just call him Tim Riggins, is from Canada. “…But he still plays football right? RIGHT?!”

After finishing the series and stepping away from it for a week, I am trying to analyze why I like the show so much. Why, exactly, I find it so touching and why I got so involved with the story and characters? The writing, directing, and casting are all outstanding, there is no denying, but after watching this show I was ready to birth a baby boy and raise him to play football in east Texas.

Eventually I came up with a theory. I believe that part of the purity and reality of this show that I particularity feel, comes from the way in which I watched it. Back to back episodes, no commercials, not interruptions. I watched it exactly when and where I wanted to watch it. I never watched the show when it originally aired on television, I never fast forwarded through commercials on my DVR, then rewind a bit, now forward, now STOP! When quarterback Jason Street was paralyzed and found out he would never walk again (relax, it’s in the pilot), that moment was not interrupted by a commercial break from our sponsors telling me if an ex-boyfriend breaks into my house that I need a Brinks Home Security System, or suggests I am classy enough for a Carl’s Jr.’s Six Dollar Burger. There was not a week between each episode, there was, most often, a mere click of my mouse. When I wanted to see if Tyra’s hard work paid off and if she got into college, I just.. kept.. watching. It was instant. There was no time to become unattached. No time to go about my week and worry about other things (real things) than whether or not the DILLON PANTHERS WERE GONNA TAKE STATE! As creepy as it sounds, it was more like watching the events in real time, watching it with the characters, as it happened. This was my first show in which I immediately went from the last episode of one season to the first episode of the next season.   It felt like I cheated, like free cable, or a Fast Pass.

Watching the entire series so closely together was similar to, now stay with me on this one, reading a book. LISTEN, when someone sees the movie of an adapted screenplay they undoubtedly leave the theater saying, “I liked the book better.” Duh. Because, for starters, you were more emotionally and physically invested. You had your nose in that book for way longer than 90 minutes. The book was a story you were following day to day. You were nestled warm in your bed, or in the bath tub, or in your favorite chair reading that book, rather than sitting in a sticky movie theater. You could start and stop that book whenever you felt like it. In those instances, having access to a complete television series instantly is like a book.

As much as I love the series, I do feel a certain amount of guilt for watching it all at once. I did not tune in. I did not watch the series the way the writers and producers originally presented the show. When developing story, I don’t think writers are considering commercial interruptions, but when they are writing a script’s structure, they do save cliffhangers for commercial breaks and episode endings.

Was this necessarily a bad thing, watching it the way I did? I am raving about the show. I am encouraging others to watch it. I didn’t download it illegally, I didn’t borrow a friend’s box set. Would I have loved it as much if I watched it once a week? The anticipation could have increased my enthusiasm. I will always feel like I cheated the show a little bit.

I didn’t support the show with TV ratings, which is all that really matters to keep a network TV show alive. The series is struggling. They shot season four and because ratings were so low only aired it on DirectTV, but because of a cult following demanding it, they are now re-releasing it on Friday night’s on NBC. So watch it.

Barbara Walters’ Most Fascinating People 2009, not so fascinating


Fascinating: extremely interesting or charming.

No hate. Shamefully, I do follow the tabloids and headlines. I sit in front of a computer all day and can’t NOT observe that Jon Gosselin is now sporting CZ’s or that some pop/ country princess was interrupted, by the angry black man. I’m hip. I’m in-the-know. I will not argue with anyone that “Barbara Walters’ Most Fascinating People 2009” list is full of familiar faces and stories. It is a list of people of whom we know far too much and to title this list “most fascinating” is grossly generous.

Let’s say I’m an alien. I landed here on Earth in 2009. I speak and understand English. I ask, “You there, average American, name a fascinating person from 2009, nay the MOST fascinating person from 2009.” Then this average Joe tells me, “South Carolina’s first lady, Jenny Sanford!”

Me, the alien: “Really? What fascinating things did she do?!”

Joe: “Well, I don’t know shit about her, but her Governor husband ran off with some chick in Argentina.”

Alien: “And?”

Joe: “And he got caught.”  At this point I would vaporize this Earthling.

By definition of fascinating the Argentinian that loured a conservative, married American Governor down to Argentina to have an affair with her, is the more fascinating person and the one who’s book I will one day read.

Barbara’s list includes: Glenn Beck (ew), Brett Favre (yawn), Kate Gosselin (really?), Lady Gaga (shocker), Michael Jackson’s Kids (creepy), Adam Lambert (barely), Sarah Palin (scary), Tyler Perry (sure) Jenny Sanford (who?) Michelle Obama (only cause her husband knows some peeps).

I believe a more accurate title for the list should be “Barbara Walters Intern’s 10 People Most Mentioned in the Media, Considering a Variation in Demographics 2009”.

I will dance to a Lady Gaga song. She’s an artist. She is different. I get it. I applaud her out-of-the-box… um, attire? Cause otherwise she is just singing pop songs, right? Did you know her hard knock, artistic upbringing included attending private high school in Manhattan with Paris Hilton. Tough. I did enjoy her Kermit the Frog suit. Maybe she will one day blossom into someone fascinating and earn some sort of nobility title, oh wait.

Brett Farve came out of retirement, again. Brett Farve’s accomplishments include: most career touchdown passes, most career passing yards, most career pass completions, most career pass attempts, most career interceptions thrown, most consecutive starts, and most career victories as a starting quarter back.  (Yes, I googled these facts). This is awesome, awesome, not fascinating. He didn’t do it all with one leg or using quantum physics. He is a guy that is really really good at football.

I do find it fascinating that Glenn Beck made it on this list.

The TLC show John and Kate Plus Eight was a wonderful show, dare I say fascinating. A very loving mother and father trying to raise eight adorable children. They bickered and celebrated and ate organic meals together. It was the perfect show to leave on all Sunday while you cleaned your apartment. However, the Kate and Jon Gosselin aftermath is nothing more than a media train wreck. These poor people. It’s like someone flew them to Hollywood and hurled a bucket of douche on them when they stepped off the plane. Did they serve that family crack backstage at the Oprah show? (Filmed in Chicago, I know). The astounding transformation of the Gosselin reality show went from the same category as Extreme Makeover: Home Edition to Living With Lohan. That transition was fascinating, Kate Gosselin is not. She should run away and take her children to live in a National Park and write ebooks. Jon can only visit if he can locate them with nothing but a map and a compass.

Micheal Jackson’s kids are not one person, disqualified. But I will for SURE read their book when Joe Jackson publishes it.

Adam Lambert made it on this popularity list by the bad skin of his teeth. Didn’t his sexy crazy just happen? I am convinced he made the list because he fit the “young people” quota. He covered up his horrible dance skills by kissing a dude and touching / grabbing his dancer’s whoo-ha. Over Thanksgiving, my grandmother asked me who Adam Lambert was because they were saying his name all over her beloved FOX News channel. She then asked, “Is he that singer that is pretending to be gay to sell records?” I told her, “Maybe.” Adam Lambert is not fascinating. He is an American Idol trademarked, not a literal American idol.

I feel like Sarah Palin was on this list last year, but I don’t want to get an intern fired. I will not read her memoir. I will use her book as kindling to start a fire, and by that fire’s glow I will peruse Levi Johnson’s Playgirl spread. Still not fascinating.

Michelle Obama is a cool lady, a real entitled Lady. She probably has some pretty fascinating stories, but we will never know them till she is long out of the White House. The caption on ABC’s website under the photo of Barbara Walters interviewing the First Lady reads, “The first lady reflected on her whirlwind year, marriage, and workout.” …Fascinating.

Tyler Perry is fascinating.

Hey Barbara Walters, how about that pilot that landed a freaking plane in the Hudson River? How about those people that discovered the oldest human skeleton ever? How about Bernie Madoff? He is a bad dude that did some bad stuff, but how did he manage to do it?!  How about we round up some low income family that had their house foreclosed on because some jackass loan agents screwed them. Let’s see if they are still alive, with jobs, and have food to eat. THAT would be impressive to me.

I am not saying that these people that made Barbara Walter’s list are not entertaining. I think some of them have accomplished a lot, specifically in 2009 (Medea Goes to Jail). All I am saying is wrong adjective.

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MJ’s Opus.

Today at work we were using a motion capture system for a video game trailer.  Freddy, one of the 3D artist, looked most like a soldier so he was dressed in a suit of infrared sensors as well as red LEDs.  A series of cameras placed 360 degrees around him read the movement of the sensors and translate the motion to a character already built in the computer.

Today at work we were using a motion capture system for a video game trailer.  Freddy, one of the 3D artist, looked most like a soldier so he was dressed in a suit of infrared sensors as well as red LEDs.  A series of cameras placed 360 degrees around him read the movement of the sensors and translate the motion to a character already built in the computer.